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Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:18:54 am)
rOb!:
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:20:31 am)
rOb!:
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:21:03 am)
Chewing Wax:
You're putting the greater than symbol before the quotes.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:27:53 am)
Sleepy:
Mr Wax knows.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:34:33 am)
Cushca:
Wow. Such knowledge.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:37:17 am)
Chewing Wax:
And after only one cup of coffee.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:40:55 am)
Cushca:
You're cooking on gas today.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:42:22 am)
Sleepy:
Inspired by the Smoking Gun, what would you all choose if you were (or are) in a band and could have a rider of 10 items?
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:49:43 am)
Sleepy:
Play my game or I'll cry.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:52:24 am)
Sleepy:
Let's up it to 15.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:56:39 am)
Cushca:
What jolly fun.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 9:57:16 am)
Sleepy:
20. Let's make it 20. We are international megastars after all. We provide faith and hope to a generation and we keep the record company rich.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:01:50 am)
Cushca:
Too fucking right.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:04:18 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'd want a Porsche 911 turbo. For starters. Actually two. One in black and one in red. What's a rider?
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:06:02 am)
MFI:
Gary Salter, a photographer from North London, suffered severe headaches and vomiting after buying wardrobes from MFI. He started sleeping in the spare room cupboard and the symptoms disappeared. He complained to MFI and was given a 100 per cent refund. Charles Begley, a publican, woke up with 'blinding headaches' and a face 'swollen up to the size of a balloon' after putting up MFI wardrobes. He was paid £150 in compensation.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:07:37 am)
Chewing Wax:
Chemicals?
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:08:31 am)
Sleepy:
Champagne, Water,Cranberry juice,Merlot, Tea,French bread,Houmus,Blue corn tortilla chips,Guacamole,Cherry tomatoes,Washington apples,Grapes,Bananas,Malteser ‘Celebrations’,Power shower,Hairdryer,Big fluffy white towels,Quiet room,Masseuse,Cat (good tempered),*Under no circumstances must an olive be admitted into the backstage area*
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:09:40 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'd want the Ingersoll Mickey Mouse watch that Sir Bob Geldof wore in Pink Floyd The Wall.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:09:55 am)
Sleepy:
Oh my God. I forgot the cheese. Make it 21.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:10:54 am)
Sleepy:
I'll share Cushca's butter and cakes/biscuits. She can have some grapes in return.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:11:39 am)
Sleepy:
This is great. I must form a band right now.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:11:55 am)
Chewing Wax:
I see. We're talking backstage spreads. Well, I'd want a bucket of Belguga, a case of Tanqueray Sterling all frozen in blocks of ice. Unlimited supply of garlic and jalepeno stuffed green olives. 20 lbs of Nova Scotia smoked salmon. I like those French snails. 500 hot and crispy chicken wings from La Nova. A case of Cuervo Gold with lemons. A large iquana named Phil who does tricks.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:16:45 am)
Chewing Wax:
Ten wild naked 18 year old French runway models.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:18:35 am)
Chewing Wax:
naturally
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:18:47 am)
Cushca:
100 fags, bottles of vodka, bottles of coke, bottles of lemonade, french bread, butter, crisps, creme caramels (x10), assorted cakes and biscuits (no wet, spongy cakes), tea, water, large record player, large mirror with flashing lights surround, pyjama bottoms, koala bear (de-clawed), Maltesers Celebrations, fluffy socks (5 pairs - cuff not too tight), Eddie Vedder, assortment of perfumes, huge bed with 12 pillows and a huge duvet.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:22:15 am)
rOb!:
Oooh, this is fun. All I need is as follows: beer, smokes and a vast assortment of drugs. Oh, and some groupies, too. Can't forget about the groupies.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:34:34 am)
rOb!:
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:35:08 am)
rOb!:
Dammit, dammit.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:35:44 am)
Cushca:
Maybe you could have a computer backstage and you could do some of that fancy computer wizadry that you do so well.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:37:05 am)
rOb!:
Ouch.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:39:53 am)
rOb!:
That wounded my ego so much, I simply must have a cigarette.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:40:17 am)
Cushca:
Oooh. Yes and I shall have one too. Because it hurt me too. Yes it did.
(Mon Apr 9, 2001 - 10:41:44 am)