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ONE DAY'S POSTINGS: 5/30/2024 - FIRST TO LAST 4 Posts Total BACK

Myk Murphy:
No, that's just the latest apple innovation. Next, you'll get to skip the inconvenience of slicing apples, as they will simply collapse into eighths upon touching them. People will love it as a lovely distraction from the apocalypse.

As for the band, we did not jam and no garage was harmed in the making of this reunion. But due to strange coincidence and the occasional family funeral for these band members, they always return to me..er, return to DC, anyway.

(5/30/2024 1:17:27 PM ET)

Chewing Wax:
Like those chocolate oranges that fall into slices.
(5/30/2024 4:02:42 PM ET)

Chewing Wax:
I need melons that fall into delicious cubes

(5/30/2024 4:03:13 PM ET)

Myk Murphy:
Yes, the chocolate oranges. They are brilliant. Or when a court case pops open into 34 counts of guilty. More sublime than beautiful, but it's quite a sight to behold.
(5/30/2024 6:56:24 PM ET)