FROM: Her-ooooooooooooooookua!
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:46:13 PST 1998
Cushca-Sleepy, you could be the envy of your neighborhood! A big American truck sitting in your drive, put fear in those go-cart driving fools. I'm willing to send some longhorns for the hood, should you so desire.
FROM: sak74
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:43:16 PST 1998
hi THERE TICHELL.
hOWS THE JOB?
FROM: sak74
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:42:34 PST 1998
hi THERE TICHELL.
hOWS THE JOB?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:42:12 PST 1998
You're more of a crane person, Cushca.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:40:46 PST 1998
Do I look like I want to buy a truck?
FROM: : HhHhHhHhHhHhHh
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:39:58 PST 1998
!
Anybody wanna buy a truck? A 1995 GMC Sierra (full size), pick'em up, 350cid, 5 speed silver metallic, 38,000 miles. In fine condition, ask for more details
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:36:45 PST 1998
I'm here. Panicking.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:35:45 PST 1998
Too bloody right.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:34:31 PST 1998
well, she was up late last night, so sleeping would be a good idea. i hear she was drinking wine and chatting with strange men!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:32:32 PST 1998
sleeping?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:30:39 PST 1998
where's sleepy?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:29:33 PST 1998
Sorry coochie. It was said in the heat of argument. Can you forgive me?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:27:31 PST 1998
You called me a slut.
FROM:
<hhhhhhh>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:25:35 PST 1998
Cushca-cUshca-cusHca-cushCa-cushcA-kicks butt!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:24:11 PST 1998
it's the florist division of Interpol, the world's police and investigation agency. i could be wrong.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:24:03 PST 1998
Internationl floral delivery. It usually works better with birds than hurling abuse and casting doubt over their reputation. Or maybe that's just my opinion.
FROM: H
<ode to a cushca>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:23:46 PST 1998
stay clear of hooks-fish fowl or man-don't fall for the bait-you live as lomg as you-if the good lord preserves you-and things go your way-you'll be peacefully going-belly up in the bay
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:21:01 PST 1998
What's Interflora?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:20:18 PST 1998
she is amazing, and capable of anything.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:17:40 PST 1998
Yeah? Well try Interflora next time. Goodness you no-name people tick me off.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:10:21 PST 1998
I love you.:-)
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:06:32 PST 1998
You're right; and by the way, last time we got together you were crap. And I think you'll find that rash won't just go away by itself.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:02:27 PST 1998
La de dah
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 06:00:07 PST 1998
Tra la la.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:59:03 PST 1998
big ones, little ones, from the way she posts, she's willing to rock them all!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:57:47 PST 1998
your sister DOES rock a big one, GB.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:56:45 PST 1998
ha ha, i'm not engaged! i can stay out of my basket!
FROM: A Ginger Bird
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:54:33 PST 1998
I'm off now, it's been brief. And exciting. Isn't everything. Maybe if I was a blonde this wouldn't happen.....
And stop having a go at my bird. Cushca rocks a big one.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:53:07 PST 1998
CW - I suggest you get some coffee and just pretend that this nightmare isn't happening.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:52:46 PST 1998
Shut it monkeyspank.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:52:09 PST 1998
after cushca's comments earlier, this board could get no lower.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:50:29 PST 1998
With whom, you slut. She's engaged don't you know. And so are you. For the first, and I hope the last time; MR WAX, GET BACK IN YOUR BASKET.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:50:09 PST 1998
thanks for taking us down a few levels, H.
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:49:04 PST 1998
CW-for gods sake put it away, you're at work!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:47:09 PST 1998
I can say without hesitation that I am in love.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:46:55 PST 1998
oh my... cushca's sister... this is too much to handle at this hour of the morning!
FROM: A Ginger Bird
<(really - and it's not Sleepy)>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:45:37 PST 1998
Actually I'm not really a ginger. More sort of ... you know. Auburny. Not the orange nightmare. And my eyes are blue. But green today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:45:03 PST 1998
hey MTS: i can understand the other cities, but Oklahoma? why?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:44:46 PST 1998
Just to warn you, my elder sibling will be posting as a moment. She is ginger. But she's gorgeous.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:42:32 PST 1998
Hi Myk.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:40:51 PST 1998
Yep. The Scottish guy does not like Frank. I don't know any gingers.
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:40:39 PST 1998
blondes kick BUTT!!!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:40:02 PST 1998
tt=rr
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:39:35 PST 1998
...but brunettes look great in short black skirts! hi everyone.
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:39:27 PST 1998
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....about the fake head remark, mattiage is coool!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:38:51 PST 1998
You mean Robbie Coltrane Cracker?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:38:03 PST 1998
What about gingers?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:38:01 PST 1998
CW - you can blame Cracker for that!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:37:14 PST 1998
Hey. Don't diss Frank.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:36:29 PST 1998
MTS - your're going to the US. I'm envious! Hey, hey! Hooded lives in Chicago.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:36:11 PST 1998
Please complete the following sentence: Blondes have more fun but brunettes........
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:35:22 PST 1998
'cos the old one just bored me to death. Is that where that line goes?
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
<morrisseytsmith@yahoo.com>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:34:58 PST 1998
Thanks, good people. "My Wife and My Dead Wife" might be slightly tasteless as my first wife is actually dead. That's a lie. We are doing that honeymoon thing in the lovely US in April, so if anyone on the board lives in Chicago, St.Louis, Oaklahoma or New Orleans then speak up and perhaps we can arrange a rendezvous someplace. As long as we all wear our fake heads I'm sure our relationship won't change.
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:34:06 PST 1998
....what the world needs now is a new frank sinatra.....
FROM: h
<cushcA-cushcA-cushcA>
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:25:57 PST 1998
ugh! fun fun fun!! ther's a guy over on the rem board that lived in the same city that i grew uo in, he knows who Alex Bevan is. 'tis a small world!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:25:55 PST 1998
I
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:25:24 PST 1998
Is everyone hungover or something? You should lead the virtuous life that do. Mineral water, fruit, oats and vitamins. Bed at 8.30 pm. No music. Well, maybe some Mahler.
FROM: h
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:21:46 PST 1998
Sleepy....like I need a hole in my head......OooohhhH!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:21:15 PST 1998
Sorry Cuscha. Hello Willybee.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:20:02 PST 1998
Hotmail, summer in the city...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:18:32 PST 1998
All hail the King of the Badger Kingdom! How's it going matey?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:18:05 PST 1998
Hi H. How was the gig?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:17:29 PST 1998
Ha ha.
FROM: H
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:17:24 PST 1998
Hmm.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:17:13 PST 1998
So sorry dear; over here, missus is an affectionate term for girlfriend. So don't be so quick to jump on me next time.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:15:31 PST 1998
Hi alt. Congratulations MTS. Mmm. Beautiful Girl - too corny? Robyn dedicated that to one of his fans who got married last year.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:07:42 PST 1998
Hey MTS - congrats on that. Of course the obvious one is My Wife and My Dead Wife.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:06:57 PST 1998
Good morning alt. the day will bring great adventure and Cushca calling someone a monkeyspank.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:06:08 PST 1998
Speaking of missus'. Please spare a thought for me this Wednesday 21st at about 2pm as I'm, like, y'know, gettin' hitched. Is there a good Robyn "wedding" song anyone can recommend?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:05:55 PST 1998
It's always sex with you isn't Cushca. And I ain't married.
FROM:
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:04:01 PST 1998
mornin peoples..what will the day bring? _alternity_
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:02:26 PST 1998
Go home, see your missus and give her a damn good seeing to.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:02:02 PST 1998
Advil.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:01:33 PST 1998
Good morning CW and MTS. It's raining. Lovely. What shall I have for lunch? When's Jewels For Sophia coming out? Who knows the answers to these questions? See you soon.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 05:00:12 PST 1998
Well?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:59:14 PST 1998
Indeed.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:58:36 PST 1998
Oh yes?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:58:18 PST 1998
I know how to cure a headache.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:56:51 PST 1998
Hello there my lovelies.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:55:30 PST 1998
Hep. Yip. Oooh. Headache. I want to hold you in a solar globe. Coff -Oh you know the rest.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:50:41 PST 1998
Don't ask what ketting is. I just invented the word and will need time to think of a meaning.
FROM: Morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:49:37 PST 1998
You know what, I'm ketting slightly knobbed off with the lack of info about this Robyn film and album. If the albums out next month where in the name of a free and peaceful world are the frigging details.
FROM: morrissey T. Smith
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:47:33 PST 1998
What the world doesn't need is me naked, so I better put some clothes on. Hello, everyone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Jan 15 04:20:26 PST 1998
What the world needs now is another folk singer.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Jan 15 03:24:01 PST 1998
What the world needs is Adam Buxton naked.
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Wed Jan 14 23:29:07 PST 1998
What the world needs is Steve Buscemi naked!!
FROM: Ea
DATE: Wed Jan 14 22:03:41 PST 1998
remember, the wise eat the sandwich.
FROM: WLA
DATE: Wed Jan 14 21:50:39 PST 1998
Good evening, all - 'tho it seems you're all elsewhere. Sleepy, Kari says "thanks!" for the JC gig info.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 20:10:16 PST 1998
respectfully, i must disagree with that conclusion. disagree strongly.
FROM: The way ahead
DATE: Wed Jan 14 18:10:02 PST 1998
What the whole world needs is a kiss from Julian Cope.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 18:03:38 PST 1998
yes, quite.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 18:03:19 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting....
FROM: Joe Lobotomy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 15:55:32 PST 1998
HOw intrestin. Hmmmmf
FROM: Hmm, how very very interesting.....
DATE: Wed Jan 14 15:53:21 PST 1998
Or are they all over in the REM board, which has become the board of choice among the sewage sniffers here....
FROM: Hmm, how interesting
DATE: Wed Jan 14 15:46:40 PST 1998
Vistors: everyone's gone to the chat room. That leaves me and all of you. Perhaps we should begin with introductions. I have never revealed who I am, but if you would please post your email I would be happy to jot it down and post as you from now on. Thanks.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 15:45:14 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 15:12:30 PST 1998
the room is up! mooch split, i guess.
FROM: Bill Drummond
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:56:08 PST 1998
Sleepy, I ain't funny like "that" (not that there's anything wrong with "that) but I wouldn't mind getting a kiss from Julian--he has some of the most joyous, ecstatic energy I've ever experienced via the hi-fi. A kiss might rub off on me.
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:50:48 PST 1998
Down again I gotta go...
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:47:56 PST 1998
it's up...#Glasshotel
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:42:26 PST 1998
I've seen him a couple of times. He was very good. I'm going to log off for half an hour. Shall I attempt to set up the room? Ho, ho! If nothing happens, please feel free to help! The cyber girl is signing off for now. Bye!
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:40:12 PST 1998
he has a nice chair..I dont need one of those yet..
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:38:55 PST 1998
Yes Sleepy, I am a fan of Vic ..I've only heard him on cbc radio taped show he did in canada..last year..I liked it very much.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:38:11 PST 1998
Bye Myk. Speak to you later.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:36:47 PST 1998
be back on in 30 or so. bye for now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:36:34 PST 1998
Am I too late now? Sigh. Again. m - been listening to anything good lately? Are you a Vic Chesnut fan?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:36:16 PST 1998
ok, here it is, as i recall. irc.warnerbros.com and the room is #GlassHotel ...ok? one of you set it up, and i'll join it when i get home. ok?
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:35:56 PST 1998
Hi Sleepy!...is Wax here too?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:34:54 PST 1998
Ooh, ooh. (Hair Bear Bunch) Perhaps I'll come back. Would it be irc etc? I think I've figured it all out. Sounds fun. Yes, let's do it.
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:34:49 PST 1998
yeah,..it's working!...and the insurance company is paying!..Christmas present from God. or something...heh,..not sure where the blowing up water heater comes in...but..I need a new chair...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:33:37 PST 1998
I must add that it wasn't for anything serious (touch wood).
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:33:29 PST 1998
i'm good, m. i can't complain. sorry to hear you're leaving so soon, sleepy. i was going to suggest a chat in 30 to 40 minutes or so.
i gotta get out of the office now, but i'm going to head straight home.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:32:49 PST 1998
I liked physiotherapy. If it didn't hurt I wasn't convinced it was working.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:31:35 PST 1998
I'm probably going to go in about fifteen minutes. Oh, Friends is on again. It's only just finished and now it's back. Oh, repeats.
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:31:27 PST 1998
Warmed up again, shirt sleeve weather..most peculiar..snow went away..in one night. how are you?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:30:28 PST 1998
ugh. sounds hellish but orderly and disciplined. feeling better from it?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:29:32 PST 1998
how long will you be online tonite, sleepy?
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:29:21 PST 1998
hmmm...my browser appears to be freaking out!!??..Oh well just in from massage therapy...beaten black and blue therapy more like..curiously calming when they stop hitting you...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:29:01 PST 1998
what's new in vang, m?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:27:49 PST 1998
i didn't type that 2nd "GET OUT". be skeptical of anything that is credited to me now...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:27:00 PST 1998
Hi m! How goes it? Actually, I don't think I'd giggle. I'd smile a great deal though.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:26:48 PST 1998
bye CW, hello mooch!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:26:42 PST 1998
GET OUT!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:26:12 PST 1998
i simply don't get embarrassed. it's not in me. i would just give you both a hug and a kiss on the cheek. yeah, that's what i would do.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:25:54 PST 1998
Bye CW. Speak tomorrow.
FROM: m
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:25:48 PST 1998
..er..Hello folks....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:24:27 PST 1998
I would dearly love to go there some summer. I can't tell you how much. Soon I hope. I think I will be going. It's gotten dark. Talk to you two tomorrow. Bye.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:24:27 PST 1998
you used to go to the Isle of Wight every summer? that sounds so nice. we would go to the maryland and delaware shore. our side of the atlantic.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:24:05 PST 1998
I think it would be very strange meeting both of you. Do you think you'd be embarrassed? I'd giggle like an idiot. I can imagine Cushca throwing her hair back and striding confidently towards you both.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:22:22 PST 1998
Silver Sun! But I'm looking at the cover of Element of Light. The cover was originally on the inner sleeve of the vinyl, I believe. All the pictures are taken on the Isle of Wight. I spent virtually every summer holiday there in my youth.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:21:11 PST 1998
GET OUT!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:19:53 PST 1998
CW - you keep guard to the left, Myk - to the right. I'll give whoever walks towards me an Elaine-type shove.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:19:39 PST 1998
double giggle, wax! beat me to the spice reference! yes, we're so domineering!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:18:50 PST 1998
one guess, only? ok. sporty spice's new solo album? nah... maybe Celine Dion's duet album with Marilyn Manson? ah, shoot, it could be anyone...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:18:47 PST 1998
Don't let me keep you both at work if you want to go home. I understand if you want to leave.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:18:43 PST 1998
Spice Girls!!! Actually, I'm pretty shy. I'm getting better. Hey - this is just like the good old days when we three ran this board and no body dared jump on for fear of being shunned.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:16:42 PST 1998
Guess who I'm listening to? One guess, only.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:16:08 PST 1998
ha ha, wax. punch ups indeed! that was a freak occurrence! (my roommate is a freak, that is.) heh heh. yeah, sleepy, i can start a conversation about anything to anyone. flirting is just an offshoot of that approach, really.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:15:54 PST 1998
I rely on being with the right person at the right time.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:14:47 PST 1998
I often bluff my way in by having a certain non eye contact thing going. I'm not sure how I do it but it works.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:14:26 PST 1998
Hmmm. Good point.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:13:19 PST 1998
americans are a little less interested in brawls, because fights aren't far from gunplay.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:13:05 PST 1998
I bet you are both super-flirts. I can sense it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:12:39 PST 1998
I saw bare naked ladies out by the airport. I was strolling around lost in the crowd through most of it as I recall.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:12:18 PST 1998
Are you two good at bluffing your way into things? Do you both have the gift of the gab? That is Cushca's greatest talent. I can only stand back and admire it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:11:42 PST 1998
Ask Myk about punch ups eh?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:11:20 PST 1998
i second that thumbs-up!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:10:43 PST 1998
A punch-up is most Englishmen's idea of a good evening!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:10:41 PST 1998
the next album i buy is that new live CD from Barenaked Ladies. they rock. i believe they also roll, but i can't confirm that.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:10:19 PST 1998
Oh. I'm dangerous at parties where I don't know anyone. The premier storming plan has a thumbs up from me.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:08:18 PST 1998
well, she's clearly a free spirit, and so i bet she's great at parties. i'm quite social at parties, especially at parties in foreign lands where i don't have to watch my every move. i hate parties where proper behavior is the norm. ugh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:07:54 PST 1998
I know. When Storefront Hitchc--k eventually comes out, we can all storm the premiere together.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:05:12 PST 1998
http://cinemania.msn.com/Default/Entry?theurl=http%3A//cinemania.msn.com/Cinemania/Artists/Biographies/HelenaBonhamCarter.htm ...yes, the preceding bit here is a really long website URL for Helena. now i know who it is. i suggest cutting and pasting this URL!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:04:55 PST 1998
CW:- she played the part of Woody Allen. Myk:- I've only been to two parties with her. I haven't known her very long.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:01:22 PST 1998
cushca has changed all that? groovy. do you two often do things together outside the office? what sorts of things? (heh heh WB)
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:01:11 PST 1998
Was she The mighty aphrodite?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 14:00:22 PST 1998
Ah, poor Heruka. I wonder what she's afraid of?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:59:57 PST 1998
She's always in Merchant-Ivory films. All those lovely, lovely, English films. Runs around with big hair and puffy dresses. She was in Mighty Aphrodite as well.
FROM:
<I don't even have her non-work email address!!>
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:59:19 PST 1998
Don't give it to him, Myk's a stalker!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:58:23 PST 1998
I'm the quietest person in the world at parties. Well, I was, until I met Cushca.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:58:17 PST 1998
i know the name, but i can't remember from where, sleepygirl. who is that?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:57:40 PST 1998
Who? You're always tossing out names of people I've never heard of. I don't mind. I just feel ignorant.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:57:16 PST 1998
you know that either one of us would love it. you have my address, ya know (i still don't have yours!). come on over, DC parties!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:56:16 PST 1998
Helena Bonham-Carter. Any views?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:54:42 PST 1998
Hello. I'm really back now. Thanks for filling in for me Patrick.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:53:09 PST 1998
I think I should double bluff you all and turn up at your respective doorsteps ... tomorrow... ha, ha!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:49:48 PST 1998
damn straight, waxboy! giggle. gee, and i was all psyched to hop on a plane tomorrow night after work! sulk.... heh.
FROM: Chewuka..oops!!
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:49:20 PST 1998
To error is human, to blunder is willybee!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:48:14 PST 1998
Ah, yes, but we wear knotted hankies on our heads, roll up our trousers and shirtsleeves and complain until everyone cries and goes home.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:48:12 PST 1998
if you ask for a serviette at an american eatery, they will look at you with great confusion and distrust. if they understand you at all... english is a secondary or even tertiary language, quite often.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:46:40 PST 1998
Myk-paper napkins tucked nicely in the front of our shirt, that'll show them. We's Americans have just as much ettikit!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:45:34 PST 1998
I love this song on the White Tab Levis ad. I think the band is called Lily. Yeah, we say napkin too. Especially at seaside resorts. Try to time your visit with a Robyn Summer Event. It's really good fun. Robyn is a fine host.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:45:05 PST 1998
i can't speak for wax, but i know i'm me! i just told you to check your non work mail, and there it was, right?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:44:16 PST 1998
Myk-aren't they? Sleepy-sounds good, how's next weekend.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:43:43 PST 1998
Am I speaking to the real McCoys? I feel suspicious all of a sudden...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:43:37 PST 1998
we americans will use paper napkins, sleepy. giggle.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:42:35 PST 1998
coincidences=coindences
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:42:07 PST 1998
One day we should all meet up and go to the Isle of Wight. Hang out in the cafe overlooking the sea and beat the wasps away with serviettes.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:41:56 PST 1998
ER... another show i'm nearly embarrassed to know that it plays internationally. the show "Dallas" convinced the world that all Texans are alcoholics that drink bourbon at 10am.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:41:48 PST 1998
The coinidences on this board are incredible!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:39:55 PST 1998
Ha, ha!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:39:33 PST 1998
damn my timing too! heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:39:24 PST 1998
You missed h's departure and my expert analysis of this week's ER.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:39:18 PST 1998
once again sleepy has left without saying goodbye....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:38:22 PST 1998
Once again, my timing is impeccable...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:37:50 PST 1998
Has CW gone without saying goodbye? How cruel...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:37:27 PST 1998
I'm back, damn phones. Did I miss anything?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:33:29 PST 1998
take it easy, heruka. get some sleep... you seem to live/work long hours.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:31:33 PST 1998
Bye h. I'm going to buy Starfish very soon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:31:02 PST 1998
RRRROOOOOOOARRRRRRRHHH! Really? Oh, CBC, Chem 7. Get those electric paddles out.
FROM: h
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:30:46 PST 1998
I'm gone!!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:30:42 PST 1998
hate to be rude, but check your non-work email, sleepygirl.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:29:48 PST 1998
You scare everybody.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:28:33 PST 1998
5'11" on the nose, almost.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:28:02 PST 1998
Has CW gone? Have I scared him off?!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:27:28 PST 1998
So that would make you 7'3" then H? I am a maths dynamo.
FROM: h
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:25:03 PST 1998
Anything over 5'11,1/2" is too tall, anything under 5'10, 1/2" is too short.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:24:57 PST 1998
sleepy, you say the cutest things. [smirks] ...oops!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:23:47 PST 1998
American English? I hadn't noticed. He's stopped his incessant smirking in this series thankfully. I can't stand it when people fancy themselves
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:22:05 PST 1998
h - that's not too tall.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:21:42 PST 1998
can british people comprehend George Clooney's mumbling version of american english?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:21:31 PST 1998
I didn't doubt your sincerity for a moment Myk! Is it really cold in Toronto at the moment?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:19:46 PST 1998
Oh, Alex Kingston (British actress) is in ER. She sounds so, terribly, terribly English. You're better off without Ralph darling.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:19:05 PST 1998
the apartment sounds delightful, sleepy. i'm 5'10", not that this is useful info. we never use our fireplace, because it's in a room we rarely use. bummer. i was serious about the drinks for lodging deal, sleepy!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:17:12 PST 1998
Oh h, I was so hoping to impress you.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:16:34 PST 1998
Robyn is about the same height as you. So's, Julian Cope. That's quite tall. Not unpleasant though. Not at all. I have a nice fireplace. That is my apartment's redeeming feature. She is an old Victorian woman. Should I get the squid in?
FROM: h
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:14:40 PST 1998
That's too tall.
FROM: h
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:13:25 PST 1998
ER...second smallest, I have the smallest. Even the roaches get cramps!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:13:22 PST 1998
I am six foot two. Is that quite tall?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:12:55 PST 1998
Have I frightened you all this evening? Being at home has empowered me. I have a new inner strength, coupled with the fact that no-one can harrass me on the phone thanks to Madam Modem. I'm looking at a picture of Robyn in the Isle of Wight.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:10:53 PST 1998
Hi h. ER is on telly. Whoop.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:08:31 PST 1998
Myk!!! Well done. I just couldn't think of a song. Sorry if I've upset you CW. That was in reference to the earlier confusion. Can I just say that I have the smallest apartment in the whole world. So you're quite tall then?
FROM: h
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:08:29 PST 1998
Sleepy again!?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:07:49 PST 1998
don't worry about couch space, sleepy... i'll stay at cushca's! giggle.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:06:29 PST 1998
Balloon Man, silly.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:06:19 PST 1998
BOOM! Balloon Man. Myk nails it. Bells and whistles are going off.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:05:26 PST 1998
Thanks. That's a happy tune.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:05:23 PST 1998
"and i wished i could ride a horse..."
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:04:58 PST 1998
He's maybe an inch taller than me if he's lucky. He could have the floor.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:04:40 PST 1998
Never Stop Bleeding.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:04:12 PST 1998
I wrote Sleeply in error.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:04:05 PST 1998
Can't think of it.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:03:42 PST 1998
Isn't Decoy the tallest man in the world? Well I have the smallest couch in the world. You'd be in such pain, you'd regret the moment you left US soil.
FROM: Sleeply
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:02:20 PST 1998
"I'm sorry for the future and I'm sorry for the past." Yes? I'm convinced Robyn has never mentioned the word 'horse' in a song.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:01:13 PST 1998
Hey Sleepy, if Decoy and I came to London, could we crash on your couch?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:00:30 PST 1998
A gender thing.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 13:00:27 PST 1998
Oh, they keep playing The Penguin Cafe Orchestra in an advertisement. It's breaking my heart.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:59:35 PST 1998
Have I confused you all?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:57:29 PST 1998
Myk - no, no, it's not a sex thing. It's a gender thing. A girlie gender thing. Yes?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:56:00 PST 1998
HE - rats!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:55:35 PST 1998
sex sex sex, is that all you kids think about these days?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:55:14 PST 1998
Bill: I'd say that he's probably just got devoted fans. His tongue is most firmly in cheek. Did you know that if you stand in the front row, he'll will kiss you? Regardless of gender.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:53:42 PST 1998
I don't get it
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:51:18 PST 1998
i don't blush without a court order or a UN resolution requesting it.
FROM: Bill Drummond
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:51:05 PST 1998
Does Julian have sort of a devoted following more like disciples than fans? He seems quite intrigued by the role of shaman....I just wonder if it's a bit tongue in cheek or if he he's actually lining people up for the next Halle-Bop jump.....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:50:00 PST 1998
I trust you boys don't blush easily.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:49:14 PST 1998
Hi Myk. I'd re-phrase that if I were you. Tee, hee.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:47:26 PST 1998
hey, sleepy is on!!! hi!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:47:23 PST 1998
Bill:- no, he auctioned it off I think. He's an all natural boy these days. I do hope he doesn't wear those Sooty shorts on stage next month.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:46:12 PST 1998
I made it up from the line in Earthly Paradise... There's pigs in the bedroom, there's pigs in the hall. They're chewing away at the wax. Get it? I hope it doesn't really exist. But there are those wax bottles with cool aid in them that you bite the top off of. Never could understand those.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:45:53 PST 1998
Oh, yeah? So what you gonna do to me then? Huh?
FROM: Bill Drummond
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:45:22 PST 1998
Sleepy: does Julian still use the famous mike stand that seems anchored to the floor and swings 'round like a helicopter blade?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:44:54 PST 1998
The woman presenting this programme sounds a bit like Kimberley Rew. It's quite frightening really.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:44:27 PST 1998
Eventually your spiked heels would break and then I'd get you.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:43:51 PST 1998
One question: what is chewing wax? It is fictitious or does it really exist?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:42:00 PST 1998
You'd never be able to catch me. I'm just too fast.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:41:06 PST 1998
Come across the ocean and call me an old lady. I dare you.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:40:05 PST 1998
Imposter
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:39:06 PST 1998
Ta. I had a quick butchers. Is what you say true?! I'm shocked. I thought you were a boy. That would explain the dim lighting in your photograph...
FROM: Latin for Stupidos
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:39:01 PST 1998
Imposter: from the latin, impostico: The remaining fabric of the jockey shorts following a particularly explosive breaking of wind.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:37:16 PST 1998
Yes I did. That's what drew me here. I fear I may be here a while yet.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:35:10 PST 1998
The cone is the ultimate in home chic. Are you going in a minute? Did you get my e:mail (sorry, sorry)?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:32:51 PST 1998
Decorating eh? I have no clue about that. RH's cone is the centerpiece of my living room.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:31:20 PST 1998
Oh, good. I'm watching a programme on interior decorating!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:30:16 PST 1998
I'm still here and on the phone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:29:40 PST 1998
I supposed I've missed you now.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:29:11 PST 1998
Eek! You just caught me.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:28:16 PST 1998
Sleepy - you there? I missed you. Damn.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:26:35 PST 1998
No. Ok then - I'm off. Speak to you tomorrow.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:24:23 PST 1998
Let's try again. ANYone around?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:22:35 PST 1998
Hello. I'm here for a few minutes. Is anyone sane around?
FROM: GIY
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:19:05 PST 1998
email is redundant in the afterlife. the wings of angels are much more efficient.
FROM: Chris Alexander(Chris Hamburger)
<ClaHG@linex.com>
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:18:23 PST 1998
When I was a Hamburger I hung out at R.H.'s house in Cambridge where we recorded the first Soft Boys demo on my
Ferrograph 2-track. Email me if you're from that time and space!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:18:00 PST 1998
Chewing Wax - e:mail
FROM: GIY
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:15:34 PST 1998
i know who you are. i have an all-seeing eye. there are some advantages in the afterlife. i've been summoned by the disgruntled webmaster. they're paying me well. i've got front row seats for the Sonny Bono concert next week.
FROM: GIY
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:12:37 PST 1998
the ganache rocked.
FROM: Ghost In You
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:11:35 PST 1998
who's to say i'm not already dead, dumbo? us wraiths like to live (!) it up a little now and again.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:09:08 PST 1998
That last post nearly made me wet myself!! That's gonna keep me giggling all night. Oh yeah!! Why don't you just nibble a corner of it and see if you drop dead?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 12:06:48 PST 1998
what's ganache? should I eat it?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:59:01 PST 1998
and a ghostly silence remains...
FROM: R.I.P.
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:53:06 PST 1998
Hmm, how inter......[ratta-tat-tat-tat-tat..] ugh......[death rattle, final exhalation, silence....]
FROM: Hmm, how interesting
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:51:58 PST 1998
The best song on the Fray's debut was "Peanut Butter is My Friend."
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:51:18 PST 1998
Hmm, how.... VERY interesting.
FROM: Truck truck truck truck pizza (doh!) truck truck truck
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:48:19 PST 1998
I am thinking.
FROM: Do we have a quorum here?
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:47:22 PST 1998
Contextually, boath worked for me.
FROM: Heruka
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:47:00 PST 1998
I'm gone, think about the truck. Bye-Bye
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:45:40 PST 1998
both
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:45:38 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Hmm, how interesting
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:45:13 PST 1998
Messianic delusion: "They live in anticipation of my arrival"
FROM: Misha
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:44:10 PST 1998
Yah, they were an offshoot of Duran Duran. Doncha know nuttin'?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:43:28 PST 1998
Ha! They live in anticipation of my arrival, I go under a different name over there. Due to the fact that they are civilized, I also act accordingly. I dunno' about the truck. I want a bigger boat, cannot afford boath.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:43:07 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:42:53 PST 1998
The Fray put out one of the best albums of 1991!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:42:11 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: τίτ
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:40:49 PST 1998
and now John Taylor joins the fray. Imposters all.
FROM: Latin for Internutters
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:40:48 PST 1998
Imposter: from the Latin, Imposta: the little dude that refused to exit the toilet along with the rest of his buddies, if you get me drift.[see also: dingleberry]
FROM: τίτ
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:39:40 PST 1998
You are no god over there. They laugh at you behind your back and worship Kitty and JT. They don't know you like we do. The deception. The EVIL that you are capable of. Just today you attacked them. They don't knwo it was you. But we do. You shall fall. You shall go down. And, um, whatcha asking for the truck? You know, ball park.
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:38:57 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Hmm, how interesting
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:38:29 PST 1998
Imposter!
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:38:15 PST 1998
anybuddy wanna buy sum dryed c-msquat?
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:38:09 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.
FROM: Miss Wired Manners
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:37:28 PST 1998
Tip for naked web browsing: A towel draped over the chair is both comfy and sanitary. Your housemates will think better of you!
FROM: rem M,B. post
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:37:19 PST 1998
FROM:
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:28:18 PST 1998
-* infomation from Athens *- poor R.E.M. is gone. - to be continued..
FROM: Hmm, how interesting
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:34:26 PST 1998
Anybody wanna buy a used Peanut Butter Jar?
FROM: Patrick
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:34:03 PST 1998
There is nothing to expose, I'm a god over there!
FROM: HhHhHhHhHhHhHh!
<Heruka>
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:31:11 PST 1998
Ooh, the sun is out! YES!! Anybody wanna buy a truck? A 1995 GMC Sierra (full size), pick'em up, 350cid, 5 speed silver metallic, 38,000 miles. In fine condition, ask for more details!
FROM: τίτ
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:29:46 PST 1998
Hmmm, I think I'll wander over to the REM board and expose you... Patrick.
FROM: H
DATE: Wed Jan 14 11:19:48 PST 1998
Hmm, how interesting.