FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 21:57:32 PST 1997
Nick Drake fan....nope, never tried it.Sorry.
FROM: Nick Drake fan
DATE: Fri Nov 28 20:42:08 PST 1997
rOb: have you tried the Pink Moon tuning? D,A,D,G,D,F# -- low to high. In the open chord position, fret the G string on the second fret and strum. Boom! The song jumps out at you. Chords on the 7th and 5th frets are easy to find (just a barre across all strings and play a couple of alternating strings (third and second) two frets up. Give it a try....(I think you like Nick Drake, don't you?)
FROM: Frak Blank
DATE: Fri Nov 28 20:35:55 PST 1997
QUeEnIe, actually they are all mad for the mad mad mad mad mammery with no mention, who taunts and teases and t-ttles and tipples, only to twist and twirl until he's lost his twirp (it being ever so small!) in the glittery beads of plastic -- baubles oozing from the slot in his side -- which pile up next to his greasy easy chair near his computer/porn-vid/cruise-mobile. He used to paint until he read that painters often paint in imitation of infantile poop-smearing. Now he posts intermittently, usually a cut&paste of others' messages....he's seemingly playing clever games only he understands; becoming infuriated when what he views as clever is completely misinterpreted and/or ignored by all because he is in incapable of expressing himself...he thinks you hear what he's thinking, when all you can really do is read what he's managed to type between masterbatory breaks and swigs of yoohoo chocolate drink and rewinding his favorite christy canyon tape and listening to the books on tape version of the dubliners read by ernest noyes brookings. Take, for instance, the series of postings below, wherein he has cut & pasted seemingly random messages from some regulars. Sadly, he believes he is being creative and clever, when actually he is being stupid. Poor fellow.
FROM: Godlike
DATE: Fri Nov 28 20:27:17 PST 1997
Hey Ironman, Woodpecker said e-mail him. Is that so hard to understand?
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 28 20:09:00 PST 1997
Why are all the men here mad for Cushca?
FROM: Iron Man
DATE: Fri Nov 28 19:11:56 PST 1997
Hey, Woopecker, I thought that I'd post this message again in case you missed it. It's like I ask a simple question and a day later the website is filled with two archives of moronic gibberish. Anyway, I was just wondering what Robyn news you had, that's all. I'll check back later this weekend. Hi Queenie!
FROM: My dearest Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 28 18:28:22 PST 1997
Cushca works with Sleepy!
FROM: Queenie
DATE: Fri Nov 28 16:43:15 PST 1997
Will someone please answer the question that's forever burning, burning in my mind...Who the hell is Cushca?
FROM: Why do I smell ?
DATE: Fri Nov 28 13:28:57 PST 1997
"A human made flying disc made of rotating opposing anal sphincters,
neodymium, and barium ferrite lip magnets. Oh MY!"
FROM: my heart
DATE: Fri Nov 28 12:59:58 PST 1997
I've wanted to write you in rresponse to your message on 11-23. You write so beautifully. I print out your long messages so I can read them many times over. They really mean alot to me. But, in response to your message, you know that I will always let you in. I would never shut you out. And, no I don't like the end. I never want us to end. You tell me I'm strong. I may appear so, but inside it's killing me. If I could, I would stay on this board night and day just to talk to you. I don't rely on others to make me happy. I am content with myself. But, for a while you made me feel very special inside. I don't know exactly when it happened, but R., I fell in love with you. I was lying to you when I said we could be good friends. I can't be a casual friend to you right now. I care too much. Maybe you can understand now why I stay away from the message board. I fear the words I want to say to you are not the words you want to hear. I feel like I'm just setting myself up to be let down. So you see, when I'm not on the board it's not because I'm ignoring you or that I don't care > Your always in my heart. ALWAYS xoxo
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 12:41:05 PST 1997
on the off chance you're still in the office, mr wax: check your regular mail! mine came in today! yeah baby yeah!
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 10:59:19 PST 1997
FROM: Satan DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:51:27 PST 1997 I mollest teenage dogs, stooges! ..... check times.... FROM: Chewing
Wax DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:50:46 PST 1997 Hi Swell Jeff Fans! I love You! Come to the Robyn Hitchc--k Boards and
Abuse Us! FROM: Sleepy DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:15 PST 1997 CW - did you sign rOb's guestbook? FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:42 PST 1997 I only ask because now something makes sense to me. FROM: rOb. DATE: Fri Nov
28 09:20:12 PST 1997 Why do I smell a vast conspiracy going on here? Am I just paranoid?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 10:57:30 PST 1997
FROM: Satan DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:51:27 PST 1997 I am such an anal sphincter. I like to like my fingers after hey have been inside my butt. FROM: Chewing
Wax DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:50:46 PST 1997 Hi Swell Jeff Fans! I love You! Come to the Robyn Hitchc--k Boards and
Abuse Us! FROM: Sleepy DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:15 PST 1997 CW - did you sign rOb's guestbook? FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:42 PST 1997 I only ask because now something makes sense to me. FROM: rOb. DATE: Fri Nov
28 09:20:12 PST 1997 Why do I smell a vast conspiracy going on here? Am I just paranoid?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 10:55:41 PST 1997
FROM: Satan DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:51:27 PST 1997 I am never far away, stooges! ..... check times.... FROM: Chewing
Wax DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:50:46 PST 1997 Hi Swell Jeff Fans! I love You! Come to the Robyn Hitchc--k Boards and
Abuse Us! FROM: Sleepy DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:15 PST 1997 CW - did you sign rOb's guestbook? FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:42 PST 1997 I only ask because now something makes sense to me. FROM: rOb. DATE: Fri Nov
28 09:20:12 PST 1997 Why do I smell a vast conspiracy going on here? Am I just paranoid?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 10:39:03 PST 1997
FROM: Satan
DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:51:27 PST 1997
I am never far away, stooges!
..... check times....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:50:46 PST 1997
Hi Swell Jeff Fans! I love You! Come to the Robyn Hitchc--k Boards and Abuse Us!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:15 PST 1997
CW - did you sign rOb's guestbook?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:42 PST 1997
I only ask because now something makes sense to me.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:20:12 PST 1997
Why do I smell a vast conspiracy going on here? Am I just paranoid?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 10:38:28 PST 1997
FROM: Satan
DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:51:27 PST 1997
I am never far away, stooges!
..... check times....
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Wed Nov 5 12:50:46 PST 1997
Hi Swell Jeff Fans! I love You! Come to the Robyn Hitchc--k Boards and Abuse Us!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:15 PST 1997
CW - did you sign rOb's guestbook?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:42 PST 1997
I only ask because now something makes sense to me.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:20:12 PST 1997
Why do I smell a vast conspiracy going on here? Am I just paranoid?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:50:54 PST 1997
Well, I'll be back in an hour or so...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:50:46 PST 1997
have a great weekend Sleepy and Cushca. Myk is going to be so upset he missed you.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:49:56 PST 1997
Well, I'm going home in a minute. I hope you all have a lovely weekend. I extend a big kiss to you all. Cushca does too. Speak on Monday.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:43:21 PST 1997
Hey I didn't do that second "insane" one.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:42:58 PST 1997
Bye rOb. Have a good weekend.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:42:00 PST 1997
Gotta get back to work...see ya later.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:40:29 PST 1997
There's a kitten on the telly with my name. Aahhh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:40:23 PST 1997
Not insane. Not insane. Not insane. Not insane.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:38:05 PST 1997
CW - are you going to respond or what? Eh, eh? Yip, Yip, Yip. Tee, hee.
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:37:08 PST 1997
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:35:30 PST 1997
Ooh. The Yip Song just came floating into my head. Odd that.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:34:17 PST 1997
Not insane. Not insane. Not insane. Not insane.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:33:32 PST 1997
I got it and sent another one back. Am I driving you insane?!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:32:25 PST 1997
Sleepy - did you get my e-mail or should I resend it?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:31:20 PST 1997
It was a hoot. I wouldv'e rather been in the audience watching someone else do it, though. I'd love to come to London.
FROM: L.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:30:17 PST 1997
I have an important message to send to you today. Will post it when I get time.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:30:03 PST 1997
I was drunk. I had (I think) three Amaretto Sours, and (I'm sure) a few shots of the old vodka.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:28:58 PST 1997
I thought that gig sounded like a real hoot! You should come to London and play the 12-Bar.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:28:40 PST 1997
Hey rOb, how drunk were you exactly? What did you say you had, Amaretto sours?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:24:38 PST 1997
No, since my drunken exhibition last weekend, I wont play until either next weekend or the week after. I'm auditioning a bass player this afternoon.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:24:25 PST 1997
Sleepy - I sent it ages ago.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:23:50 PST 1997
No rOb. No you aren't. Sleepy twirls into your mind, detects the most vital, vunerable parts and then picks away at them. It's a evil skill she has. I'm just kidding.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:22:30 PST 1997
There's nothing going on rOb, don't worry. Where's that e:mail CW?! rOb - are you playing any gigs this weekend?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:20:12 PST 1997
Why do I smell a vast conspiracy going on here? Am I just paranoid?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:18:39 PST 1997
Just for fun rOb. To see if you're paying attention!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:18:05 PST 1997
I think I like Aerosmith. I really want to hear Love In An Elevator. Oh, dear. Should I be admitting this?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:17:27 PST 1997
Whaaaaaat? Why would you quote me lyrics of my own songs?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:15:52 PST 1997
rOb - very little, usually! I think I'll buy your CD - then I can quote lyrics from it and see if you can remember them.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:15:07 PST 1997
Uhhh - I didn't think of it. Actually though, I was using another computer without e-mail, but I'm back now.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:12:24 PST 1997
What makes sense to you, Sleepy?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:12:20 PST 1997
I've done it. Why didn't you e:mail me instead?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:11:50 PST 1997
All right then. I will.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:09:05 PST 1997
E-mail me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:42 PST 1997
I only ask because now something makes sense to me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:04:15 PST 1997
CW - did you sign rOb's guestbook?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 09:00:52 PST 1997
Bones in the Ground
FROM: Yassasin
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:59:56 PST 1997
I'm not a moody guy...
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:59:17 PST 1997
Oh Vera my sweet, I would offer you some meat....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:58:32 PST 1997
Thanks, CW, as well.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:58:06 PST 1997
Thank you, Sleepy. They went on to say that I had a keen 'pop sensibility'. It was a alltogether favourable review, although they thought I shouldn't write about ex-girlfriends so much. Le Ooopsy.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:56:35 PST 1997
Congratulations rOb. Very cool.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:55:30 PST 1997
Hi rOb. Well done!
FROM: Q
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:55:27 PST 1997
Oh human,that was very kind of you. would you care for a....umm, pork rind?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:54:15 PST 1997
Yee-Haa!! I finally got the first review of my CD. I'm not making this up...they said I sounded like Sebadoh doing Robyn Hitchc--k songs. I think that's pretty cool.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:52:17 PST 1997
Thanks Sleepy. Yes. That is a nice friend.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:48:21 PST 1997
I ate a Munchie on your behalf and the tea is too strong. This is my fault. I got violent with the tea-bag. My friend has got me a signed copy of the Nick Drake biography. Nice, nice friend.
FROM: Q
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:46:54 PST 1997
How long do you think you festering, miserable sacks of carbon can
keep yourselves isolated from the galaxy? Your ruling body does all
it can to hide our existence from you. Why? Because the majority of
your sniveling populace is terrified of us. Look at your audio-visual
broadcasts over the past 60 revolutionary units. Nearly all of your
extraplanetary fantasies involve horrifying encounters with
non-humans. Shocked to be reading a message from one of a different
species? Don't be. We were soaring between the stars before your
beligerent little ancestors were walking semi-erect. We disseminated
your primitive language and reverse-engineered your little calculating
machines before you had had them half a plikton. That's approximately
3.54987 of your minutes. I urge you to overthrow your government.
Open your minds to the possibilities. WELCOME the cosmos, don't pull
your snignipors back into your glieps and go back to sleep. Wake up and
welcome it all! Come out of the shadows! Welcome to the larger
galaxy, Humans. Take your place as you come of age.
Although my name is unpronouncable to you, as you have no telepathic
abilities, you may call me Q. Take my advice. All will be happier.please send any old lips and rectums to:...no better still I'll come down and get them.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:43:04 PST 1997
I'm feeling left out. I want tea. I want some Munchies.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:27:42 PST 1997
God bless you girly, and any children you may have in the future. I have a packet of Munchies, and I wouldn't be adverse to giving you a couple.
Yes please.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:26:19 PST 1997
Cushca - You and me both. Cup of tea, poppit?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:24:21 PST 1997
Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, misery, pain, headache, headache, death.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:22:49 PST 1997
I'll be going to sunny (ha - read, crime-addled and dismal) Harlesden for the evening on the 9th and then pottering around. Ah, pottering around - how lovely is that? Mmmm.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:17:22 PST 1997
I'm sorry. That was a very selfish reaction. You deserve a nice vacation.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:16:12 PST 1997
It won't be too painful. It will probably be worse for me! 9 and 10 December (subtly scheduled around the Robyn gig!) and then a couple of days around Christmas when I guess no-one will be here anyway.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:08:27 PST 1997
You can't do that! What will Myk and Voltaic and Willybee and I do without you? When will this nightmare begin?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 08:04:05 PST 1997
I've booked off four days holiday. I can't wait. I'm desperate for sleep and an absence of paperwork.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:59:48 PST 1997
And you may never know what that crowd was doing there. It's no hassle, really. I don't think anyone is working today in the USA but me. And my boss, grumble grumble.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:53:08 PST 1997
Phew! The crowd is slowly dispersing. I have no idea what they could have been doing. Sorry, I hassled you again. You can ignore it.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:44:45 PST 1997
Hey hey hey. Krusty the Clown like entrance. Sleepy, I got you e-mail and replied to it. Thanks for the missing header information. I'm scared about what's going on at that school.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:40:37 PST 1997
The strangest thing is happening in the school grounds over the road. About 100 people are standing around looking like extras from the Thriller video and all staring at nothing in particular. I can hear a strange drumming sound as well. Weird. Well, I'll go if no-one's around then...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:28:25 PST 1997
Oh, where is everyone?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:17:00 PST 1997
CW - I've sent you an e:mail. I forgot to fill in the heading section. If I'd remembered, I would have typed in "I called up Mark Ellen."
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:15:38 PST 1997
me
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:14:40 PST 1997
http://www.angelfire.com/az/pootpower/index.html....I seriously doubt this can be helpful,but you can get a free tape..or something..
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:12:41 PST 1997
I'm not sure but it might be on the 'best of' RH, Myk.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:09:45 PST 1997
oh, gotcha. well, i gotta split for a bit. don't know when i'll be back. i guess no one knows where i can find that robyn tune, eh? heh heh.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:05:55 PST 1997
I'm still here - just busy. I'm having to be really careful with my boss around. She is deeply suspicious of me...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 07:02:18 PST 1997
no no, cushca, it's much too early in the morning here for adoration. you vain thing, you. where's sleepy?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:55:32 PST 1997
Hi hon. I'm really not sure what to say. I'm used to being adored by men, but just not to this extent. It is, nevertheless appreciated. Ta.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:45:41 PST 1997
his opinion HOLDS no weight. ugh, i'm talking like tarzan now... this is what happens when you stray so far from me, cushca! giggle.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:44:32 PST 1997
cushca: i must hear from you, or i will be a lost soul. as for the fellow who scolded you, it should be noted that the last time he was here was probably Archive 3 or so. his opinion hold no weight.
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:40:17 PST 1997
Yeah I know,Myk.It's my day to get work things done, so I can have a weekend..my slave driver daughter wont allow me near the computer on weekends when she works on her anime..so I do it when I can...but it is bloody early..
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:34:30 PST 1997
they're not strangers, mooch! they're illegal aliens (probably) that do a fine job! besides, it's cold out, and washing the top is a pain. hey mooch: what the hell are you doing up at this hour?
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:34:16 PST 1997
gotta go ruight now anyway - mail me if you like... [gone]
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:33:05 PST 1997
No,who are Marion?
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:32:31 PST 1997
oh - I get it - every time I press reload it reposts too.... got it
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:31:34 PST 1997
I Heard JOnny Marr will be playing and producing the new Marion album - anyone else like/heard of Marion?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:31:08 PST 1997
I Heard JOnny Marr will be playing and producing the new Marion album - anyone else like/heard of Marion?
FROM:
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:30:01 PST 1997
SLEEPY>>> Not MOz... No - I favour Jonny Marr anyway...
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:29:42 PST 1997
Myk,you let strangers touch your car?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:29:32 PST 1997
Please sign this waiver before you order your meal.
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:29:14 PST 1997
So... Just the 8 days until I see Robyn for the first time... What can I expecdt - will it be solo acoustic much like the last album or a band?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:28:48 PST 1997
remind me not to dine at wax's house of salmonella! heh heh.
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:26:34 PST 1997
Out of nine turkey eaters, only three were taken to the hospital. I like those odds!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:26:03 PST 1997
TBWTTIHS:- So you're not Morrisey then?!
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHIsSide
<thoenboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:25:54 PST 1997
Oh s--t - its christmas soon isn't it - I suppose I ought to think about sorting out presents and stuph shoudn't I? All this talk of Turkey makes me hungry...
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:24:39 PST 1997
Well thats good,Wax,I guess if there was a problem with said turkey, you would be asking for more than coffee today.(I hope you got some beans..)
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:24:36 PST 1997
while i was waiting for my jeep to get washed, what do i hear on the local radio station but the hard-to-find, wonderful acoustic "The Ghost in You", done by robyn! this is an old psychedelic furs tune, for those of you who don't know (but should!). the radio station was playing only "unplugged" songs yesterday, so they dug that one up. can anyone tell me where i can get this tune???
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHIsSide
<thoenboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:23:02 PST 1997
Oh s--t - its christmas soon isn't it - I suppose I ought to think about sorting out presents and stuph shoudn't I? All this talk of Turkey makes me hungry...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:21:40 PST 1997
Now I know I didn't spell it wrong twice. Something funny is going on. Hey Thornboy. What's up?
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHIsSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:21:16 PST 1997
what's on my mind? Ahh well I'm a medai student who's just had ALL oif his media interests shot down in flames after the VERY worst two lectures of my life - I thought I'd stop in here before bying a few bottles of wine...
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:19:59 PST 1997
Mey m - I know it's hard to believe but I had that thermometer deep into that bird and she was 190 degrees, tender and juicey. Cooked to safe perfection.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:19:44 PST 1997
mooch! i haven't had my turkey yet. my family is getting together sat--day, actually. yesterday was quite sedate, since everything useful was closed. except for the car wash. which leads me to my RH story...
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:18:46 PST 1997
wow! Everybody knows eachothere here - nice.. So we have some other Brits here too, do we?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:18:28 PST 1997
Hi m!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:18:15 PST 1997
Alas, today we are restrained in our chat. We have been well and truly told off for our tomfoolery. Therefore, Sleepy and I shall demonstrate that we are as mature and sensible as the next person. Wibble.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:17:48 PST 1997
hello thorns! yes, we're here! what's on your mind? mr wax: no one can be sure, except for them!
FROM: m
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:16:48 PST 1997
Good morning all,..I hope the north americans (Myk,Mr.Wax,V,rOb.et all)survived the botulism fest.Mr.Wax I hope you were kidding about the 3 hr...22lb. bird..( eat just the skin man,until you can get it into an oven)Good day to the Brits..Sleepy,and Cushca..
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:16:18 PST 1997
Hello? Anyone here?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:15:50 PST 1997
See? Hey Myk.
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:15:47 PST 1997
Hello? Anyone here?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:15:18 PST 1997
Mey Myk. Sleepy and Cushca were just kidding around right? Somebody please get me some coffee.
FROM: TheBoyWithTheThornInHisSide
<thornboy@usa.net>
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:15:14 PST 1997
Hello? Anyone here?
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:11:11 PST 1997
sensible!? what fun is that!? heh heh... yesterday was a riot, especially the part where you two expressed your love and were headed to the stationery cupboard!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:09:19 PST 1997
Thanks Sleepy. It's good to be back. There was just no way I could have escaped yesterday. It was maddness. And suddenly, the cooking was on my shoulders. That's a lot of responsibility which I was not prepared for. Then I had to build the fire in the fireplace with soggy wood. It all turned out just fine. I got your "Bones in the Ground" answer yesterday. Made me smile.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:07:54 PST 1997
Hi Myk. Cushca and I are going to be sensible today.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 06:05:51 PST 1997
cool! wax made it here too! good morning! i hope turkey day was a success, mr wax. good afternoon, sleepy and cushca!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 05:59:52 PST 1997
Hi CW! It's nice to have you back. I saw Elmo Saves Christmas last year in a hotel room. It was a gripping and emotional experience as you can probably imagine. Glad the turkey was good!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Fri Nov 28 05:50:49 PST 1997
Good morning everybody. I cooked a 22 pound turkey on my charcoal grill in just over three hours! It was delicious. There were no coffee beans for me to grind this morning so please bear with me until that problem can be rectified. I saw How The Grinch Stole Christmas last night. Let the Season begin!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:50:07 PST 1997
Bye willybee. You take care now.
FROM: willybbee
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:45:41 PST 1997
Goodbye my dear, have a nice day....sorry I'm at a loss for words.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:43:02 PST 1997
It would be good to see that.
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:42:04 PST 1997
Today I purchase my annual Nutcracker tix, I better get good seats for once!!
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:38:49 PST 1997
That's sweet, maybe. He's confused, I guess love can do that. Not that I would know.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:33:38 PST 1997
Well, this may not lift them, but it's kind of nice anyway. "I have not seen, I have not news of her; I can tell only she is not here, but there. She might have been. She is to be kissed, only perhaps by me; She may be seeking me and no other; she may not exist." That's by someone called Edward Thomas.
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:31:39 PST 1997
YES, an early morn' poem could lift my spirits!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:26:23 PST 1997
Mobius - would you like to hear a soppy poem?
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:22:08 PST 1997
Cushca imitator, that's mean. It wasn't me.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:20:34 PST 1997
Bye. Cushca says hello. Hope your day gets better.
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:19:33 PST 1997
If you feel saddened, I feel crushed. I'm not good, gotta work!
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:18:18 PST 1997
In a cave we find a message from the past. Some beautiful man-creature carved and chisled the interior of his primitive dwellings, we look at his symbols and realize he must have felt so terribly alone. Without understanding, he thrusts the seeds of life deep into the womb of his woman, and oustide warm rain starts to fall......Say hello to Cuscha.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:18:11 PST 1997
How are you today then?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:14:52 PST 1997
I hope that's genuine sympathy. I'm seriously upset about it!
FROM: mobius
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:09:02 PST 1997
AWWW, how dissappointing!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 03:00:09 PST 1997
Owww. I missed the Nick Drake biography book signing yesterday - I thought it was today. Wah. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Fri Nov 28 01:49:37 PST 1997
Apologies for yesterday's frivolity. It won't happen again. We were tired. But we did mention Robyn though... The real Cushca stopped posting at 10:03:23 by the way. Hope you all had a good day in the real world. "Baby we're the King and Queen of nothing..."
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 22:25:22 PST 1997
Uh...OK.
FROM: Smokey MaGoo
DATE: Thu Nov 27 21:39:45 PST 1997
Lips and rectums. the Greys
collect the lips and rectums from cows for their DNA.
What they do with the DNA remains unclear.
I must presume the Greys are creating a new 'talking rectum 'hybrid --
perhaps to install as our new Overlords once the hybrids have matured.
FROM: millions of bodyless turkey heads
DATE: Thu Nov 27 21:03:54 PST 1997
Excellent! You Boys are absolutely fabulous!@!#!$!%!^!&!*! ok some words of
wisdom for pOO!t ok ok "Oh my child! here is a gnat! which,the window being open, is but
gnatural. So I shuts up both window and letter, and goodbye."~The almighty 18 rabbit Lexicon of
bo-shlobber-bosh and Edward Lear! keep spreadin and raking that style of yours!Adios
mont petite I frequent dream a'la choo chooze.
FROM: foop
DATE: Thu Nov 27 20:07:28 PST 1997
BigpOO!t has recently re-discovered his faith in Jesus Christ. The other members in his band have
responded to this by saying "Amen, my brotha!" and "Testify! Testify!". After his failed attempts at
becoming an exotic dancer, he plans to join the local seminary.
In more humanitarian efforts, Pootamus Phuncamus is working hard to save the endangered South
American tapeworm, by keeping them alive in his own body. After hours and hours of thought going
into naming his new friends, he came up with Thomas, Billy, Fred, Jesus, Petunia, and little J.J..
Now he is busy trying to find new homes for them. If you'd like to help him in this quest, e-mail him
at PoOt's address at the bottom of the page. http://www.angelfire.com/az/pootpower/index.html
FROM: foop
DATE: Thu Nov 27 20:01:41 PST 1997
June 3 - 11: SeŇor Poot Mandingo will be going on a safari in the darkest reaches of the
African wilderness to do battle with the man-eating lion, Mojangi.
June 21: Poot will be playing at the Youth Storefront once again. This time with Veering
Ever Red and the Moose Cowboys (formerly Fragment).
June 27: Poot will be playing at Skrappy's once again. Please come!
Pootimus Phunkamus will be returning all of his animal freinds to their wilderness homes.
FROM: Royal Pain in The a--
DATE: Thu Nov 27 18:51:26 PST 1997
Good God what have I come across here? I do believe I've discovered the lost city of the nimrods. Sad thing about this internet, it lets people who have nothing to say that's worth a damn say it anyway.
FROM: Aunt bee
DATE: Thu Nov 27 18:19:51 PST 1997
sshh!!probablybruce just got out of....well, he's been a bit nervous lately.
FROM: set the wayback machine Sherman
DATE: Thu Nov 27 18:05:49 PST 1997
yah,Probably bruce.heh
FROM: Probablybruce
<ding@dong>
DATE: Thu Nov 27 15:48:41 PST 1997
Wow! it has been a while since I've been here. This used to be a chat room for R.H. fans . now it is full of a bunch of d--k weeds..... F-OFF!!
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 15:23:49 PST 1997
Ok, I'm no longer in....
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 14:57:41 PST 1997
Er...I'm in now.
FROM: loved up
DATE: Thu Nov 27 14:29:43 PST 1997
hey, you in Rob?
FROM: loved up
DATE: Thu Nov 27 14:27:30 PST 1997
hey, you in Rob?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 13:45:58 PST 1997
Never saw her...never heard from her. I tell ya, it's tough being a single and attractive(tee hee) male here in SC. Turkey day was OK. My big brother and his brood came over. Played with my nephews and niece. She told me a joke. 'What do you do with a dog that has no legs?' 'Take it for a drag!'
She's only three!
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 11:45:49 PST 1997
heh heh heh rob! yeah, it's me checking in. how's turkey day in SC, pal? fun, i hope. got any gigs coming up? i'll make you a deal, rob: you get to be me with cushca once in a while if i get to be you with Claire! oh, i've said her name! i shouldn't have. heh heh, just teasin'. speaking of the fairer sex, did you ever get in touch with that sister again? details!
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:53:22 PST 1997
Yeh. What she said.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:51:46 PST 1997
Was she talking to me? Did she call me 'hon'? No, she was probably talking to that scoundrel Myk. *sigh*
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:50:50 PST 1997
Bye hon.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:49:36 PST 1997
No, it was only me, rOb, saying he'd be anybody you so desired him to be. Sorry.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:48:46 PST 1997
Myk, was that you?
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:48:31 PST 1997
Heck, I'd even be Myk for ya.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:47:32 PST 1997
Cushca, from all I've read about you, I'll gladly be CW for you.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:46:40 PST 1997
I'll take that as a no then.
FROM: rOb.
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:45:36 PST 1997
With Ben Folds Five blaring in the background ("Hand me my nosering"), I wish you all a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Yeah, even the immature posters. Have fun, y'all (my southern cyber accent).
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:45:20 PST 1997
Is that really you CW???
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:44:25 PST 1997
Myk, was that you?
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:43:42 PST 1997
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:03:29 PST 1997
yes, i should go too. chatting with you 2 delays other things! have fun, and keep studying, cushca! sleepy: take her to a RH show... she's got a quirky sense of humor, so she'll dig robyn, no doubt. bye.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:03:23 PST 1997
Bye hon.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 10:01:34 PST 1997
I've got to go now Myk. I've sent you an e:mail. Enjoy the rest of your Thanksgiving. Thanks for keeping us company on this very strange day! Bye.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:59:53 PST 1997
oh, ok, an exercise book. i know what that is... sorry, we don't use that term very much unless we mean a book with Jane Fonda in a leotard. heh heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:55:32 PST 1997
ah, but robyn is only part of the larger picture! i have many interests and few obsessions. what's that bit about the exercise book? will you do leg lifts while listening to "Airscape"?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:52:25 PST 1997
Myk, I know it's kind of early in our fledgling relationship to say this, but I do hope you realise that I know precisely nothing about Robyn. But I've bought an exercise book and I'm making notes though. Sleepy is my tutor. Honest.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:50:59 PST 1997
check your email at your earliest convenience, girls.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:49:20 PST 1997
well, that answers THAT question.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:48:58 PST 1997
Roll up, roll up. Tuppence to see the bearded lady....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:48:55 PST 1997
all i ask is a dependable name for these postings! ugh! was that you, voltaic? better odds says it must be WB. can't keep up without a scorecard.
FROM: wb
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:47:44 PST 1997
!
FROM:
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:46:24 PST 1997
Sorry I'm gone.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:45:25 PST 1997
no, cushca, it was one of the anonymous wonders.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:43:32 PST 1997
Myk, was that you?
FROM: Sleeshca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:42:25 PST 1997
Heads down time for a nap!
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:42:22 PST 1997
Ooh, you two - behave!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:41:35 PST 1997
Give thanks; you know you love it....
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:41:13 PST 1997
i know the best cure for a headache, cushca.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:40:43 PST 1997
spineless!!?? hardly! i just thought that i should feign shock and embarrassment! secretly, i'm delighted with the way this conversation has turned... snicker...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:40:27 PST 1997
Cushca has a headache.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:39:34 PST 1997
Cushca - behave yourself.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:39:08 PST 1997
Have we left you speechless you spineless thing, you???
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:35:54 PST 1997
oh. well. hmmm...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:34:33 PST 1997
ing, ing
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:34:17 PST 1997
Excuse me, Myk, but she's keep MY hands warm.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:32:52 PST 1997
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:31:11 PST 1997
but i could keep her hands warm too, sleepy! ah, that was too easy! heh.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:30:04 PST 1997
oh yeah, cushca, i'll happily join in the romp! i'm on another computer right now.... it's amazing how many computers i've used to post onto this board. hmmm... in so many places. germany, once.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:28:12 PST 1997
That's right. I've been knitting Cushca some mittens for her little hands to keep her warm this chilly November...
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:27:17 PST 1997
oh, i'm doing just fine... thanks for asking. i hope you 2 are having fun, and i'm delighted you decided on turkey for lunch. that's so sweet. i see it's busy in the office.... you must have run out of yarn.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:26:21 PST 1997
Myk!!! Are you going to join in with our little romp???
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:25:26 PST 1997
Hey Myk! How you doing?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:24:18 PST 1997
That's generally what the boiler suit-wellingtons-hat-feather combo does to people. It's my pulling outfit.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:24:09 PST 1997
i can't tell you how hard i laughed after reading that exchange. i'm confused, aroused, and sore from giggling! ok, maybe just sore.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:17:44 PST 1997
Look what you've done to me. I can't even speak properly any more...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:16:59 PST 1997
But it's only open between at 11am and 3pm. I need to see you more than twice a day. I'll boil your bunny rabbit if you don't agree to my demands.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:13:48 PST 1997
You don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that. Every time you turned around to pick up a fax I hoped you were really looking at me instead. Fancy a trip to the stationery cupboard?
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:11:12 PST 1997
Cushca - I've been meaning to tell you that I love you. It seems like the right time to tell you...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:09:32 PST 1997
... and I wish you'd take it off.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:08:41 PST 1997
...my tongue is filled with sugar, and my back is filled with pain; your tongue is on my shoulder and....
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:06:59 PST 1997
With your bright yellow gun...
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:05:57 PST 1997
... and vomit disgracefully in the corner...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:05:27 PST 1997
...and pick up some chicks on the night bus
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:04:50 PST 1997
... and then get a kebab.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:04:08 PST 1997
.... a couple of hours; and then I'd probably get a bit bored. And go to the pub.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:03:19 PST 1997
If you were a priest, I would wait at least...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:01:47 PST 1997
...this feeling that remains....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:01:34 PST 1997
... pulsing through my brain...and I just can't contain...
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 09:00:16 PST 1997
There she goes, there she goes again.....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:56:13 PST 1997
... woo-hoo!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:54:24 PST 1997
...the scarf is the football, I've got a hat....
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:52:52 PST 1997
Footy, footy, footy. I've got a scarf.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:52:28 PST 1997
Balls, balls, balls
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:51:42 PST 1997
Er, ta.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:51:15 PST 1997
You're like a statue with a walkman.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:50:43 PST 1997
I know. But my heart is a stone.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:49:49 PST 1997
My God, you're beautiful!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:48:31 PST 1997
Yes, that might be the best idea. But that my be a bit too tiring; so I'm wearing a boiler suit, wellington boots and a large hat. With a feather. Le freak; elle est chic.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:46:19 PST 1997
What are you wearing today then? Maybe I should turn to the left slightly, and find out myself!
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:45:35 PST 1997
Thanks for asking though.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:45:14 PST 1997
My head hurts. A lot. Still.
FROM: Sleepy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 08:44:38 PST 1997
Cushca - how are you?
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 07:14:08 PST 1997
I'll take that as a no then.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 07:04:00 PST 1997
Is that really you CW???
FROM: Chewing Wax
DATE: Thu Nov 27 07:01:35 PST 1997
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 06:58:11 PST 1997
See ya hon.
FROM: Myk Murphy
DATE: Thu Nov 27 06:56:55 PST 1997
heh heh. haven't left yet. yes, cushca, it has dropped a level or 2, hasn't it?! everyone should behave properly now. gotta run, girl.
FROM: Cushca
DATE: Thu Nov 27 06:53:48 PST 1997
It's all getting a tad too smutty......
FROM: Another friend of Dorothy's
DATE: Thu Nov 27 06:53:42 PST 1997
Goodbye my love.